"Most Chinese and Arab history was fabricated by Jesuits in the 17th century."
"Jesus Christ was crucified in Istanbul in the 12th century."
"The Trojan War and the Crusades are the same thing."
"The Mongol leader Genghis Khan was a Russian; his followers built the Great Pyramids in Egypt before colonizing America and establishing a Christian community of Incas in Colombia."
"Mysterious micro-mutations caused by certain cosmic and solar radiations are responsible for more or less dynamism in the development of ethnic groups and great civilisations."
"There's need for conflict to overcome Western-influenced postwar modernity."
"The collectivist and authoritarian land powers, today led by Russia, are in a centuries-old struggle for existence with the individualist and liberal sea powers, today led by the USA."
Alternative facts from the loony bin? No, from serious Russian public discourse: